Kanye West Jokes

Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle.

I asked Kanye West if he'd seen Inception & he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him of he'd seen Inception.

Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, "Kenny West."

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?

Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.

Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo.

"Stop pointing at my daughter!" - Kanye West yells at a compass.

Explorers discover the holy grail only to find Kanye West drinking mountain dew out of it "sup" says Kanye

Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S.

Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait....

Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding.

Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait.

So Kanye West said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an an athlete that rarely moves.

kanye west slowly pacing around the room to avoid a bee but insisting that he's not scared of it

I feel like if Joe Biden and Kanye West were involved in a Freaky Friday scenario no one would notice for months.

Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas.

Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise.

I bet even Kanye West occasionally looks in the mirror and thinks "That was kind of silly, what I just did."

Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent? This is the last straw. He just lost my vote in 2020.

Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree.

Kanye West tweeted that Bieber's 'What Do You Mean?' was 2015's best song. The "...which wouldn't happened without me" tweet coming soon.

Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.

Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys.

Kanye West is now on Twitter. Since he doesn't follow anyone, not only will he not let you finish, he's not gonna let you start, either.

I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets.