Kanye West is sitting at a bar having a drink. He notices an old man sitting next to him tapping two coins in a rhythmic fashion. ""Excuse me,"" Kanye asks, ""what are you doing with those coins?"" ""Well,"" the old man answers, ""these are two quarters. You can make a phone-call with them, or just tap them on the bar."" And he continues to tap the coins in a rhythmic fashion, while Kanye stares at them in fascination. After a few minutes, the old man steps down from his stool and walks to the b…