Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle.

There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, "Kenny West."

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?