Justin Beiber Jokes

Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine.

If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?

If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, Would you go to lunch or read the paper?

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom? He farts.

I don't believe in hitting my children as punishment... So I send them to school in a Justin Beiber shirt and Crocs and let the other kids beat them instead

Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.

Yet another tragedy struck the music world today. Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive.

My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration.

If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber

If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?

Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Beiber and The Burger King walk into a boxing mach...

I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I really do. I got into a bad accident, spent two years in deep coma, until one day the nurse turned on the TV. There was Justin Beiber singing. I stood up and turned it off.

Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber? Santa stops at 3 Ho's

I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in coma for two years, until one of the nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room. I had to wake up to turn it off.

So Justin Beiber got arrested After Beiber's dropped the soap, people won't know the difference between his ass and face, because both'll be holes spitting out crap. The concerts will be the same though.

It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant.

I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well.

I left two Justin Beiber tickets in my car and some bastard broke in and left two more.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?,"I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did justin beiber say to his mom? I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber? Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?