Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine.

If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, Would you go to lunch or read the paper?

If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber

If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?