I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever.

Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine.

If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?

[Freddy Krueger enters my dream but I'm blasting Rebecca Black on repeat] Who's nightmare is it now Freddy?!