Jimmy Kimmel Jokes

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Beiber and The Burger King walk into a boxing mach...

Grandfather Clock and a Drunk A guy is coming out of an antique clock shop with a new grandfather clock as a drunk comes stumbling down the street. The guy bumps into the drunk, falls down, and busts the clock all to pieces. The guy gets up and says to the drunk, ""Why don't you watch where you're going?"" The drunk says,""Why don't you wear a wristwatch like everyone else?"" Source: Willie Nelson told this joke on Jimmy Kimmel last week. Link in comments.

A horse is watching MTV... As he is watching, a music video for "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix comes on. The horse gals in love with the song. Then, he explores more of Jimi Hendrix's discography and soon enough he's a full on Jimi Hendrix fan. After some time of being a Hendrix fan, the horse is inspired to be a guitarist. He gets all the money he has and buys a low-end used Stratocaster. He begins to learn how to play, and quickly enough, he knows how to play every Jimi Hendrix song. He can …

Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait

Now that he is no longer in office, Bush has been asked to write his autobiography. His initial reaction was: "I don't really know much about cars." If you think about it, Bush is at least partly responsible for us having our first black President, so never let it be said he didn't accomplish anything. Jimmy Kimmel