By reading this tweet, you have earned a masters in communication from Stephen Colbert "University." Standard text messaging rates apply.

I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning

Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff

"I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy." Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin