Jimmy Fallon Jokes

"I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy." Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin

You're not completely useless... You can be used as a bad example. *Heard Collin Farrell say this to Jimmy Fallon and laughed haha*

When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice... The first thing he said was: ""Kill your enemies and see them driven before you...""

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance.

Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!""

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through one of his skits without laughing

When he was growing up, everybody laughed when Jimmy Fallon said he wanted to be a comedian... Nobody's laughing now.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his monologue without laughing.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.