IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a "jackass".

I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later.

"I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy." Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin