I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't have the location "Someone shoot me in the face" listed.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out...""

Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!

A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*.""