I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later.

I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't have the location "Someone shoot me in the face" listed.

Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!

A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*.""