Nbc Jokes

Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a "jackass".

President Trump and the Pope. President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying ""Never mind, boys, I'll get it."" The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the h…

President-Elect Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just stayed in place. The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying ""Never mind, boys, I'll get it."" The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked …

How will Trump select his cabinet? The Apprentice: the White House Contestants will compete in a series of challenges aspiring to positions in Trump's cabinet all televised for your viewing pleasure on NBC.

Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting? I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*).

After being fired Donald Trump went to collect his last paycheck from NBC but HR wasn't sure who toupee

I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv.

TIL NBC had a show with the entire premise being an orangutan being a political advisor They decided to call it ""late night with conan o'brien""

New on NBC.... A buddy cop drama starring a mentally challenged detective and his Native American partner. They're gonna call it Tard and Feathered.

GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE... The blondes of America are sick and tired of being made fun of for being air heads. So a group of blondes get together and go to the head of NBC with an idea. Their idea is a game show where the audience is filled with blondes and the host will call blondes up to the stage at random and ask them questions so they can prove how smart they are. The president of NBC agrees. On live TV, the host calls the first blonde up to the stage at random. He says "We are going to …

A guy claims his dog can talk... A guy brings his dog into the NBC network building looking for a TV show for his talking dog. He says to the executive...

NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting? I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Have you heard about the new TV show NBC is working on with Donald Trump? It's called: "To Catch a President".