Grandfather Clock and a Drunk A guy is coming out of an antique clock shop with a new grandfather clock as a drunk comes stumbling down the street. The guy bumps into the drunk, falls down, and busts the clock all to pieces. The guy gets up and says to the drunk, ""Why don't you watch where you're going?"" The drunk says,""Why don't you wear a wristwatch like everyone else?"" Source: Willie Nelson told this joke on Jimmy Kimmel last week. Link in comments.