In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed#Ben Franklin0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
tomorrow I am going to find the tomb of Ben Franklin and whisper stories of old and lusty ladies into his ear, as he would have wished it#Ben Franklin0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says "kill, kill, kill" as his eyes swirl...#Ben Franklin0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My daughter told me I'm "slightly prettier than Ben Franklin," so I have that going for me.#Ben Franklin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.#Kanye West#Ben Franklin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Ben Franklin was a Nazi, how would he have discovered electricity? By frying kikes.#Ben Franklin#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp