Franklin Jokes

I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin.

Benjamin Franklin and George Washington walk into a bar and sit down next to Trump. Franklin turns to Trump and says: ""I do not believe you understand the value of liberty, my good fellow."" Trump turns to Franklin and gives him a $100 dollar bill and says: ""Of course I do. Money rules this world, Mr. Franklin. That's all I need to know!"" Trump taps Franklin's portrait on the bill. ""Now leave me alone!"" Franklin scoffs at the gesture and walks out the bar. Washington is shocked and loudly e…

A General wants to reserve a Jeep from the motor pool. A general wants to reserve a jeep from the motor pool. His assistant is out so he makes the call himself. "Motor pool" "Hello, yes, I'd like to reserve a jeep for General Franklin" "Well it better be a big jeep if fatass Franklin wants to go for a ride in it." The General is furious over the insult. "SON! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE ADRESSING?" "No" replies the motor pool attendant "THIS IS GENERAL FRANKLIN!" "Well General, do you know w…

Jesus Christ was supposed to be named Franklin.... Until Mary stubbed her toe.

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of 100 dollar bills? Awreatha Franklin!

Benjamin Franklin and George Washington walk into a bar and sit down next to Trump. Franklin turns to Trump and says: ""I do not believe you understand the value of liberty

What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin.

What do you call a soul singer with a bladder problem? Urethra Franklin