Benjamin Franklin and George Washington walk into a bar and sit down next to Trump. Franklin turns to Trump and says: ""I do not believe you understand the value of liberty, my good fellow."" Trump turns to Franklin and gives him a $100 dollar bill and says: ""Of course I do. Money rules this world, Mr. Franklin. That's all I need to know!"" Trump taps Franklin's portrait on the bill. ""Now leave me alone!"" Franklin scoffs at the gesture and walks out the bar. Washington is shocked and loudly exclaims: ""Sir, you shall not simply buy liberty! Our country was founded on the notion that liberty ought not to be controlled by the purse! I would have you know..."" Trump cuts off Washington after flipping through his wallet and says: ""Who the hell are you?""