While walking down the street one day, a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies... His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ""Welcome to heaven,"" says St. Peter. ""Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."" ""No problem, just let me in,"" says the man. ""Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hel…

What is your best practical joke that only you, now reddit, knows about. Warning Wall of Text! Sometimes jokes are best when only you know about them. [Andy Kaufman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Clifton) was king of these. My jokee was an unsuspecting neighbor. I had Dish Network service and one of the remote controls was an RF remote meaning that you didn't have to be line of sight in order for it to work. My very new neighbor recently got Dish Network installed, I saw them putting up the …

Cowboy and a Priest So a redneck cowboy is driving down the road in his truck, in a rush to get to his girlfriends house. All of a sudden he sees a priest on the side of the road hitchhiking. ""Ahh shit!"" says the cowboy, ""no matter how big of a rush Im in, i can't leave a priest out here hitchhiking"" So the Cowboy pulls over and lets the priest in the car. ""Thank you son, it sure is a long way back to the monastery from here"" So the two of them continue down the road making small talk, whe…

Poor Boy A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out. A Catholic priest happens to walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, ""Whats wrong, my child?"" ""My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and I have no way of getting home!"" The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says ""This really isn't your day is it, my son?""