Cowboy and a Priest So a redneck cowboy is driving down the road in his truck, in a rush to get to his girlfriends house. All of a sudden he sees a priest on the side of the road hitchhiking. ""Ahh shit!"" says the cowboy, ""no matter how big of a rush Im in, i can't leave a priest out here hitchhiking"" So the Cowboy pulls over and lets the priest in the car. ""Thank you son, it sure is a long way back to the monastery from here"" So the two of them continue down the road making small talk, when the cowboy sees another hitchhiker up the road but this one is a black guy. ""Hmmmm"" thinks the cowboy ""I can't ignore someone in need with a priest in the car, but there's no way I'm giving that black guy a ride. I know... Ill pretend to fall asleep, drift to the side and run his ass over. It'll all look like an accident!"" So the cowboy pretends to nod off at just the right time, and all of a sudden he hears a THUMP! ""Oh my gosh, did I just hit that poor black man!?"" the cowboy exclaimed. ""No"" said the priest, ""you missed his black ass, but luckily I got him with the door""