In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed

tomorrow I am going to find the tomb of Ben Franklin and whisper stories of old and lusty ladies into his ear, as he would have wished it

My daughter told me I'm "slightly prettier than Ben Franklin," so I have that going for me.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.