Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.#North Korea#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.#North Korea#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.#North Korea0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea.#Donald Trump#North Korea#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento.#North Korea0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980.#New Zealand#America#North Korea#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco.#Lesson#James Franco#North Korea#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.#North Korea#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me.#North Korea#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war.#North Korea#Military0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've never held a baby before "It'll be fine" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*#North Korea#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president.#North Korea#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet.#North Korea#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is.#North Korea#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me.#North Korea#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter..#North Korea#Twitter0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas.#North Korea#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom.#North Korea#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.#USA#North Korea#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia.#North Korea#Russia#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address.#South Korea#North Korea0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from "Leader of North Korea" to "Supreme Leader of North Korea" by adding sour cream and extra cheese.#Kim Jong#North Korea0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?#North Korea#Hawaii#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp