North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea excellent at drawing straight lines? Because of their supreme ruler.

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea. Kim Jung Un has said ""The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea""

I asked my friend in North Korea how things are going there currently He said he couldn't complain

North Korea has a new war game The North Korean state media just announced today that in the event of possible war all citizens are ordered to follow Donald Trump on Twitter

Many things used to be illegal in North Korea. Now they're unlegal.

I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea... It'd be Seoul destroying

Did you know that in North Korea the soldiers always march to the left?

If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be... Wall-E

I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb... ...their weather machine seems to be working just fine

If Donald Trump wants to destroy North Korea... Perhaps he should move there and become their leader.

North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York which is a bit scary…

The Sun Mission Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

I don't get why people say that North Korea is bad My friend lives there

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

What is the only drink size in North Korea? A supreme liter.

Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines? Because they have a supreme ruler

In North Korea we have this joke about Kim Jong-un

What is the difference between North Korea and EA (Not repost) North Kor

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like! [Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York

North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City and I think that's really scary.

A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea. Me: How was the stay over there?

I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going... They replied

I asked my friend what life was like in North Korea. He said he can't complain.

I hear they only serve ice cold beers in North Korea Cause Warmbiers are punishable by death