Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Kim Jung il are entering the gates of hell Obama sees that there is a phone at the Devils office and asks him if he could use it to make one last call to his family. The devil says its ok and Obama makes the call. He spoke for 10 minutes and the devil then said it cost 1 million dollars because it was a long distance call. Obama obviously didn't have a choice so he payed up and then entered the gates of hell. Queen Elizabeth then said she wanted to make a call and th…

Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.

A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.

Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.