North Korea Jokes

North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention.

I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.

People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain.

Dave is constantly bragging to everyone at work that he knows everyone in the world. Eventually, his boss has had enough of his shit, and tells Dave to prove it. So, Dave says ""sure, name someone, and I'll prove to you that I know them."" After a minute of thinking, the boss suggests Tom Cruise, and so off they go to see him. Once they arrive at Cruise's house, Dave knocks on the door, and is immediately buzzed in. Tom Cruise comes running down the stairs and says ""Dave old buddy, good to see …

Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it.

During the Korean War My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, his crew still managed to survive the initial onslaught. He was there when the army finally pushed the North Koreans back. However, they had to face a new enemy, the Chinese, who…

I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]

I would make a sarcastic comment about North Korea... ... but it's been banned.

So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious

So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain.

You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean

Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat.

main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country.

A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-

I know how we can win against North Korean Basically what is the one thing that American have loads of? Answer fat people. What is North Korea is know for doing starving their people, and being brain washing them to believe that capitalism is evil. We take 200 obesity people and send them to North Korea. After the North Korea seen are obesity issue western world is having, the North Korea have to be a mad not to believe that capitalism is the way to go.

North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time

Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter.

Panama Papers: Kim Jong-un among the latest release of persons involved in offshore shell companies. Kim Jong-un was discovered to be sending most of his food to off-shore accounts to avoid the common folk of North Korea from eating it.

North Korea Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they're bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal. Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: ""Ivan, jump!"" Sobbing, Ivan says: ""Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home..."" Putin sheds a tear himself, apologizes to Ivan, and sends him away. Next, it's Kim Jong Il's …

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul.

There is a shortage of butter in North Korea .. .. Kim Jong Un orders a team of scientists to do something about it urgently. They are tasked with a project of converting shit to butter. After a few months of work, the supreme leader demands a progress report. ""Well, the project is almost complete!"" ""What do you mean by almost?"" ""We can already spread it!""

North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny.

Why I think North Korea is a bad place [deleted]

What will Donald Trump definitely do when he wins the election? Donald Trump will ban muslim, be a douchebag,make the whitehouse 500x larger and of course, BOMB NORTH KOREA!

Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it.