Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.

A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.

If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea.

Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980.