If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea.

North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me.

If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food

Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late