During the Korean War My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, his crew still managed to survive the initial onslaught. He was there when the army finally pushed the North Koreans back. However, they had to face a new enemy, the Chinese, who…

North Korea declares war.

Starcraft joke. It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jaedong, who was once considered the best Starcraft player, to use as a strategist. The general says "I know you've been retired for a while and using a starcraft player as a war strat…

North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday.