How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?

Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.

"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever

You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.