Romeo Jokes

Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.

Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'

DiCaprio movie endings; Shutter Island: is he dead? Titanic: is the boat dead? Romeo & Juliet: is everyone dead? Inception: am I dead?

Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week.

Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay

10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie.

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romeo tells juliet she's fat

Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet.

We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep.

I saw a billboard that said, "Be her Romeo" and featured a pic of a diamond ring. Apparently they have not read Shakespeare.

Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.

[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet

Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?

Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.

mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead

And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first.

The ending of "Romeo and Juliet" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married.

"This ain't my first Romeo." -slutty Juliet

If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending

Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys.

Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other.