If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending

Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet.

We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep.

Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.