"It's time to turn over a new leaf." - Adam & Eve on laundry day#And#Adam#Eve#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004, R): Harold and Kumar go to White Castle#And#Harold#Kumar#White Castle+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out#And0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.#And#Jill0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me.#Ole#And#Fifa#Ola+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Finding out how big of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan I truly am was understandably pretty tough for my daughters, Raphael & Leonardo.#And#Raphael#Leonardo0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.#And#Coyote#Jerry#Quentin Tarantino+3 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST#Mitzi#And#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle#And#Dr Doolittle#Adam#Eve+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?#And#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred.#And#Doe#Alfred#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again.#Steve Jobs#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#And0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a parent I often wonder if there's anything I could've done differently to prevent the jealousy between my twins Lisa & Hog Face.#And#Hog#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear.#And#Fred#Barney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed#And#Jill#Jacks0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[friend consoling me through bad break up] "You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat#Luke You#And0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
DiCaprio movie endings; Shutter Island: is he dead? Titanic: is the boat dead? Romeo & Juliet: is everyone dead? Inception: am I dead?#And#Shutter Island#Romeo#Juliet+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[sees woman reading] "Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."#And#Dorothy#Toto0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says "Uh, it's Adam & Eve" you can be like "OH REALLY?" and have the boys attack!!#And#Adam#Eve0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[date] ME: do you have kids or pets? HER: a son and a cat ME: what are their names? HER: John & Batman ME: nice! my son is also named Batman#And#Batman#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad#And#Jill#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?#And#Calvin#Hobbes#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: Did you hear Jack & Cindy got divorced and he's dating someone half his age? HUB: Yep. He's livin the dream ME: HUB: His dream not mine#And#Cindy#Dating0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet.#And#Romeo#Juliet0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?#And#Anna#Elsa0🔗 ShareWhatsApp