The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.

Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack's pants were a little loose and his pants fell down. Jill looked at down and said ""Hey, what's that thing?"" ""I don't know,"" said Jack, ""I'll go ask my dad."" That night, Jack asked his dad what the thing in his pants was. ""That's your car,"" said Jack's dad, ""you gotta park it in as many garages as you can."" Jack and Jill went back up the hill the next day. Jill asked Jack, ""So what did your dad say?"" ""He said it's my car,"…

"It's time to turn over a new leaf." - Adam & Eve on laundry day