Adam Jokes

"It's time to turn over a new leaf." - Adam & Eve on laundry day

its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible

When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, "Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."

adam sandler's wife is madam sandler

"It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!" Whatever. The point is, it was two people with contemporary American names.

What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?

Fun Fact: The "eye roll" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam.

ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle

Oh, I see. "Adam and Steve" is gay, but "Adam dates his own rib" is perfectly acceptable.

"It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. " I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."

Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in.

God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

[Maroon 4 meeting] Adam Levine: "Our band name sucks" Drummer that no one knows the name of: "let's think bigger" Adam: "I've got it"

Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.

Then god said, "Let there be light," and there was light and he regretted making Adam in the dark because he gave him Owen Wilson's nose.

[Mon] Boss: Let's talk about your clothes Adam: But it's my best leaf B: You need officewear A: Understood [Tues] B: Is that a sticky note?

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but He probably hired Steve to help decorate the garden.

If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says "Uh, it's Adam & Eve" you can be like "OH REALLY?" and have the boys attack!!

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why I can't fall asleep

Eve: I got an Apple. Adam: ... Eve: ... Adam: ... Eve: What? Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android. Eve: The serpent said this was better.

It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??

[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY

My "friend" Adam gave me an electric toothbrush for my birthday. Completely unnecessary. My gas-powered toothbrush still runs fine, "Adam."

GOD: hey can I have one of your ribs Adam: what for GOD: uhh science project Adam: you hate science GOD: look do u wanna get laid or not