Ricky Jokes

Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in.

.@rickygervais Ricky, if you can get Twitter to verify me, you will be the first atheist allowed into heaven.

Finally thought of a retort to my bro's friend who kicked me from his car in 1998 I don't need your Camero anyway Ricky MY LIFE is a joyride

Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet""

Cletus and Ricky make a bet. Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky ""what's in the bag?"" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky ""Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?"" Ricky tells Cletus, ""If you can guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll let you have all five of the…

Dear John Revenge (Sorry if repost) Again, sorry if this is a re post but I love it! A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Mari…

An Italian man and his wife had three children... The two oldest were playing football while the other slept indoors. The man said, "My love, are you sure Ricky is my son? His brothers are athletic but him...not so much." "Yes, my love." A decade later the oldest brothers graduated college, one becoming an engineer and the other a doctor. Ricky had dropped out and took a job at a fast food place. "My love, are you sure Ricardo is mine? His brothers are successful but him...not so much." "Y…