Benito Jokes

So apparently the 1918 Flu pandemic started in Italy... The king of Italy was talking to Mussolini one day and said, ""Benito, I think-a we need-a to get-a more-a influence-a in the world."" It was a simple misunderstanding.

Hitler and Mussolini meet in Rome... and Hitler wants to demonstrate how obedient the Nazi army is. ""Look Benito, I will put ten soldiers in this room. Then I'll drop a feather inside it and close the door. When the feather hits the floor, they will all shoot each other."" After five seconds from shutting the door, the sound of bullets firing tells them the feather has hit the floor. They open the door to find ten dead German soldiers. Mussolini then tells Hitler ""Adolf! Italian soldiers are j…

An Italian man and his wife had three children... The two oldest were playing football while the other slept indoors. The man said, "My love, are you sure Ricky is my son? His brothers are athletic but him...not so much." "Yes, my love." A decade later the oldest brothers graduated college, one becoming an engineer and the other a doctor. Ricky had dropped out and took a job at a fast food place. "My love, are you sure Ricardo is mine? His brothers are successful but him...not so much." "Y…