Mussolini Jokes

The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini

Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians

Hitler and Mussolini are planning an invasion of Switzerland... Mussolini asks: ""Where shall the border lie?"" Hitler proposes the border to be where the armies meet, to which Mussolini replies: ""No, I want to hold on to Rome!""

Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme

What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties? He was always fascistly late.

So apparently the 1918 Flu pandemic started in Italy... The king of Italy was talking to Mussolini one day and said, ""Benito, I think-a we need-a to get-a more-a influence-a in the world."" It was a simple misunderstanding.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini

During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

Hitler and Mussolini meet in Rome... and Hitler wants to demonstrate how obedient the Nazi army is. ""Look Benito, I will put ten soldiers in this room. Then I'll drop a feather inside it and close the door. When the feather hits the floor, they will all shoot each other."" After five seconds from shutting the door, the sound of bullets firing tells them the feather has hit the floor. They open the door to find ten dead German soldiers. Mussolini then tells Hitler ""Adolf! Italian soldiers are j…

Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3. A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. Hitler opens by saying: "Okay guys, I've got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn't believe me." Mussolini responds "believe you about what?" "Okay this time, the plan is to kill ten million jews and one mexican." The waitress at this point is intrigued and confused, deci…

Mussolini goes to hell Its 1945, and its time for Mussolini to go to Hell As he arrives near the infernal gates, apart from the "no smoking" sign he also spots an imp with a clipboard and a pen As he approaches the gate the aforementioned imp says "Welcome to hell, please state your name and surname" Mussolini, outraged his fame apparently hasn't reached the underworld responds "What? Do you not know who I am?" The imp gives him a good look, some "propa-ganda" as the brits would call …

Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist.

Hitler Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3.