Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3. A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. Hitler opens by saying: "Okay guys, I've got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn't believe me." Mussolini responds "believe you about what?" "Okay this time, the plan is to kill ten million jews and one mexican." The waitress at this point is intrigued and confused, deci…

What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.

WWII era Soviet joke In the middle of Stalin's war council Marshall Zhukov storms out of the room, muttering ""The moustached tyrant went utterly batshit"" to himself. Head of NKVD Lavrentiy Beria hears him and immediately repeats what he heard to Stalin. Stalin calls Zhukov back and asks who did he mean. ""Hitler, of course."" ""And who did **you** think he meant, comrade Beria?""

Hitler and Mussolini meet in Rome... and Hitler wants to demonstrate how obedient the Nazi army is. ""Look Benito, I will put ten soldiers in this room. Then I'll drop a feather inside it and close the door. When the feather hits the floor, they will all shoot each other."" After five seconds from shutting the door, the sound of bullets firing tells them the feather has hit the floor. They open the door to find ten dead German soldiers. Mussolini then tells Hitler ""Adolf! Italian soldiers are j…