Hitler and Mussolini meet in Rome... and Hitler wants to demonstrate how obedient the Nazi army is. ""Look Benito, I will put ten soldiers in this room. Then I'll drop a feather inside it and close the door. When the feather hits the floor, they will all shoot each other."" After five seconds from shutting the door, the sound of bullets firing tells them the feather has hit the floor. They open the door to find ten dead German soldiers. Mussolini then tells Hitler ""Adolf! Italian soldiers are j…

What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.

Questions and answers from Radio Athens Question: Is it true that there are two kinds of people serving as deputies of the European Parliament, as members of the European Commission, as members of the Permanent Representations of the Member States to the European Union and as members of the national Parliaments? Answer: Yes, it is absolutely true. One kind is those not capable of anything at all, and the other, those capable of anything whatsoever. Question: Is it possible for Switzerland to joi…

Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3. A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. Hitler opens by saying: "Okay guys, I've got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn't believe me." Mussolini responds "believe you about what?" "Okay this time, the plan is to kill ten million jews and one mexican." The waitress at this point is intrigued and confused, deci…