The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini

Hitler and Mussolini are planning an invasion of Switzerland... Mussolini asks: ""Where shall the border lie?"" Hitler proposes the border to be where the armies meet, to which Mussolini replies: ""No, I want to hold on to Rome!""

Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme

What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.