So apparently the 1918 Flu pandemic started in Italy... The king of Italy was talking to Mussolini one day and said, ""Benito, I think-a we need-a to get-a more-a influence-a in the world."" It was a simple misunderstanding.

The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini

Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians

If you're on the exercise bike in front of mine, I'm sorry, but we are spies, and I am frantically chasing you through the streets of Italy.