.@rickygervais Ricky, if you can get Twitter to verify me, you will be the first atheist allowed into heaven.#Ricky#Twitter#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*#Facebook#Twitter#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.#Twitter#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp