Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: I'm following you on Twitter. Me: Sweet! 'Nother follower! [Days later] Me: Oh wait. Shit.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Please stop misquoting me on Twitter," said my boss. "It makes me sad because I am a large baby with a stupid haircut"#Twitter#Work#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp