[Maroon 4 meeting] Adam Levine: "Our band name sucks" Drummer that no one knows the name of: "let's think bigger" Adam: "I've got it"

Three Nuns and Saint Peter Three little nuns were tragically killed in a car crash this past weekend. Being devout followers of the faith, their souls floated up to heaven. The three see the Pearly Gates and begin to approach the massive structure only to be stopped by Saint Peter. Saint Peter explains, ""The Boss set a new rule, in order to get into heaven, you must correctly answer a question relating to the Bible, or you will be banished to the flaming depths of hell for all eternity!"" The n…

Adam is a little lonely... About a month or so after Adam was introduced to Eden, God and Adam are meeting for dinner. Adam expresses his admiration for the plants and the animals and the joy and beauty of it all, but admits that there is one little thing that he feels sad about: he feels a tiny bit lonely.... God quickly points out that he is already working on a solution: it is called a "woman," and is stunning to behold, beautiful and slim, would make company for Adam, would care for him wh…

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने से हमारा खराब मूड तुरंत ठीक हो जाता है. टेंशन को दूर करने के लिए हंसना एक इंस्टेंट इलाज है. इसीलिए आपको हंसाने और गुदगुदाने के लिए हम लेकर आए हैं चुटकुलों का पिटारा. जिन्हें पढ़कर आपके चेहरे पर आ जाएगी प्यारी सी मुस्कान. > कर्मचारी- सर कुछ दिनों की छुट्टी चाहिए.बॉस- छुट्टी एक शर्त पर मिलेगी. ये बताओ कि 'कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?'कर्मचारी- सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी नहीं दी हो.बॉस- कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिये?> टीचर (स्ट…