What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist.

New metals are added to chemistry A new metal is added to chemistry: NAME - Husband SYMBOL: - Hb ATOMIC WEIGHT: 1. Light when found first 2. Tends to get heavier over the years with time PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Boils at any time with inlaws 2. Can freeze in front of his own family 3. Melts if sees other women 4. Very bitter if questioned CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Very reactive 2. Highly unstable 3. Possesses strong resistance to gold, silver, diamond, platinum, credit cards and cheque books …

A doctor a civil engineer and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked ""Well in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."" The civil engineer interrupted and said ""But even earlier in the book of Genesis it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the …

So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win