Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple? You owe Eve an O.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.