Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit.#Adam#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"#Adam#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple? You owe Eve an O.#Adam#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp