God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"

Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.