its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible

Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam.

How's school, Hannah? "Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

[At supermarket] "Excuse me do you work here?" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job