homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

How's school, Hannah? "Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

[At supermarket] "Excuse me do you work here?" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job

Almost arrived at work when my kid asked "Where're we going?" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!