homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam.

How's school, Hannah? "Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

Almost arrived at work when my kid asked "Where're we going?" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!